GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
how do you expect me to do a homework assignment that requires a computer
do you know what happens when i get near a computer
My life is like a romantic comedy except there’s no romance and It’s just me laughing at my own jokes
but actually, this is my life exactly.
Reblog if you would get high with the person you reblogged from.
can girls hide things in their vaginas
see that’s the secret is that there’s no such thing as periods, it’s just that every month the uterus cleans itself of all the blood left over from the bodies. more…
aw there’s a girl proposing to a guy in the bathroom!
I’m sure she is getting all choked up
It’s such big news it must be hard to swallow!
things i haven’t learned in high school
- how to pay bills
- how to buy a house
- how to buy a car
- how to apply for loans for college
but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function